Holy pussification Batman. I walk into the mall this past week to take advantage of some of the January 2005 post Christmas clothing sales and what do I find? Fucking tons of pink ass clothes for men. Men shouldn't be seen in pink as thats a womans color all the way and should be left accordingly so. Who the hell comes up with this shit and why? Pick the one color that should be left soley to the ladies and shove it down our fucking throats in 70% of all new clothes for young men. The Chinese have to be looking this way laughing their fucking asses off at how wimpy we're becoming as a country and thinking about how damn easy it'll be to conquer our giant pink bunny rabbit looking asses in about 10 years. Whats next? Pink camo for the military I suppose. Whats worse is that women like this shit and try to push it on their men. I swear if my father shows up with a pink shirt on I'll be changing my last name. I may just drop it and claim to be the illegitimate son of John Wayne. This is what me and the Duke think of pink shirts:

Update - Wow someone actually reads this shit? I just got *ahem* fan mail from a lady informing me that people wear pink shirts as a form of *breast cancer awareness*. Now thats all fine and good in that I'm aware its a serious illness. So guys if you're wearing a pink shirt because you or someone you love has breast cancer then you get a get-out-of-being-gay-free card. If you're wearing it because you think its stylish please look below. fag.

(Would you look at this pathetic bastard in this fucking pink shirt)

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Friends don't let friends walk around like a woman in a pink shirt

Men Should Not Wear Pink Shirts

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